Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Two Sides of the Same Coin

Scenario 1

Boy says to Girl: I have to talk to you about something important. Can we meet tomorrow at 6 pm at the Cafe Coffee Day?

Note:

The two interesting aspects out here. The specificity and the planning or the degree of detail with which this statement is made is the hallmark of any Boy.

Implication:

The Boy is madly in love with the Girl, or so he believes and is desperate to tell the Girl. Most importantly, and incredibly strangely he is acutely aware that the answer is most likely going to be a confused but confirmed “No”. In such cases, it can surely be statistically proven that the answer would be somewhere in the lines of “Whaaaaaaaat? HOW can you even THINK about it? You are a very good friend of mine. But I have never thought of you as someone else !!”

Post Meeting:

Boy comes back with a bewildered face which gives you the impression that the entire responsibility of the well-being of the world is on his broad shoulders. He tries to find out what the statement actually means and what is it that made him just a “good friend” and not something else. And he keeps on thinking about this for the next “x” number of years.


Scenario 2


Girl says to Boy: It has been a long time since we have talked about something serious.

Boy responds: Ahh. But we talk all the time (meaning you talk all the time and I just listen!! You want more of that ?)

Girl counters: Yeah, we JUST talk all the time. But we need to sit down and discuss.

Boy: (By this time, in cold perspiration at the impending doom) Ok, can we talk over the phone? I mean, if its just for talking, we can chat over the phone, can’t we?(blabbering now incoherently) I mean the telephone was discovered because people could talk.

Girl: (Exasperated) Don’t you think we should meet up?

Boy: Ok. When and where?

Girl: Any place. I am ok with anything.

Boy: Ok. 6 pm at CCD then tomorrow.

Girl: 6 pm is a little too early and tomorrow is impossible. My maternal aunt’s paternal uncle is coming over tomorrow! And CCD!! You do have a horrible choice!! How about day after at the Barista?

Boy: (Wondering why Barista is a better choice than CCD!) Yeah, fine, and at what time?

Girl: Ohh...say about 6-30 pm?

Boy: (Now completely at a loss!) Ok. See you there.

Note:

How the Girl finally had her way. Right from the start. To the end. And the complete utter absence of the word ‘planning’.

Implication:

Serious issue. Damn serious issue. Girl is in love with the Boy. Boy, as is evident, fully understands this and is not too keen to meet. Again, the sense of the answer would be the same but the way it is presented would be a little different. “I don’t love you. I am sorry but there is nothing I can do.” To the point, insensitive, no candy-floss KJo type of melodrama and no “I don’t want to lose you as a friend” dialogue.

Post Meeting:

Girl comes back, eyes all swollen. A family meet is called and mom and Dad get to know about the whole affair. Within a day, all of Girl’s friends get to know about this and almost all of them in their next meeting with the Boy gives him that “You-mean-insensitive-senseless-heartless-creature” looks.

A Month Later:

Boy meets Girl.
Arm-in-arm with another Boy!






8 comments:

R. Anand said...

does chainalytics mean u are a chain blogger ?

R. Anand said...

btw... it is all a case of demand and supply... there are just too many good looking guys out there...

Anonymous said...

What crap!Isn't this carrying cynicism a bit too far???????? P

spiderman! said...

Ranga:
Yeah..I agree !! The available women are not lucrative enough :)
Anon:
Cynicism ? Where did that come from ?

SRK said...

i hv just one doubt... are u the first boy or the luckier second one (the arm-in-arm wala)...

more importantly, who do u want to be?

spiderman! said...

SRK:
Very important and crucial question about which we will discuss over cuppa :)

IssacMJ said...

I've a theory on the demand supply bit.The issue is its always easier for a girl to sample a guy than vice-versa hence creating this illusion of an inflated supply of guys. Guys never get to sample girls easily hence we're always running short of good quality women. Unless one gets to sample more women you never find those intelligent and good looking women.On the other hand girls because of what they are can afford to go around with all kinds of guys. You inspire me to write a lot about these theories. :-)

spiderman! said...

nice theory...though am pretty sure that this will not be duly appreciated by the opposite sex :)
funny...how economics rules everywhere