Thursday, March 08, 2007

Definitions

God:
Excuse for failure.

Marriage:
The day when you get mentally prepared to live some part of your life alone some time in the future.

Love:
A state of permanent intoxication.

Children:
Hangover of love !

Friendship:
Right to speak useless nothings at ill-opportune times without any basis without feeling burdened or uncomfortable and yet feel a time well-spent.

Adda:
A forum for Sachin V Rahul (Dev Burmans!), Sachin v Sourav, SRK v AB and 'discussions' on any other topic by semi-knowledgeable people lacking perspectives in life.

Music:
Rhythm of life!

Cigarrettes:
The strongest bond cutting across geographies, political inclinations, economic disparity, religious faith, employer and employed and any conceivable barrier created by man.

Booze:
The greatest networking instrument. There are 'booze-friends' and other friends !

Politics:
The most thrilling game that could ever be played starting from child welfare programmes to educational institutions to sports to cinema to legislature.

Religion:
Potent double-edged sword. Reason for all advancement and progression as well as all conflict.

Parents:
Heroes at first, mortals then, outdated and archaic later who turn out to be 'us' later in life.

Cinema:
Entertainment. Abused, misused but NEVER used.

Beauty:
Omnipresent but intangible, comprehendible but indescribable.

Women:
The ultimate test of any algorithm ever written and would be written - with 100% assurance of failure.

Cricket:
Wastage of time, money, resources. All smoke and no fire.

Education:
Means to an end. The end being earning tons of money without any plausible effect on enlightenment on any other aspect of life.

Men:
Invariably stupid, unnecessarily possessive, no bends, no curves, straight and uncomplicated.

Books:
Unbridled, unadulterated joy.

History:
Something which tells us what we will be much more accurately than a tarrot-reader. Something which we have to shed to break new ground. Something which if used appropriately can work wonders. Something which when obfuscated can have severe ramifications. Something which when lost destroys our roots.

5 comments:

IssacMJ said...

World Cup: Bliss! :-D

spiderman! said...

Issac:

Had it been 3-4 years back, would have agreed with you unconditionally. Nowadays, its more about making money than about playing cricket. Which I really do not approve of. When shall we have a Test World Cup ?

Gaurav Kumar Ambasta said...

God - excuse for failure

First clarify what do u mean

1. God is only an excuse. Which means there is no God but an invented figure which can be blamed.

2. There is a God but he is actually to be blamed in case of a failure because he is omnipotent and if he had wished I would had been successful...

depending on what u really think we can proceed !!

spiderman! said...

Gaurav:

Of course, the first one !

Gaurav Kumar Ambasta said...

then pls talk to Comrade stambhit... He will initiate u into the "process"