What is said:: You are looking so young and fresh.
What it means:: Earlier you used to look like a haggard, nowadays you are barely tolerable.
What is said:: You are very good guy.
What it means:: You are a complete moron. And that is why you are lagging behind and you will continue to do so for times to come.
What is said:: YOU don't have a girlfriend?
What it means:: Thanks for reinforcing my faith in God.
What is said:: You deserve the best. Just wait for the right girl.
What it means:: Can't you even see that you getting a girl is more than what you can ask for? The fact that there is someone out there for you is enough of a gratification for you. Be happy knowing that.
What is said:: You are such a charming fellow.
What it means:: You ham people to death. Sometimes we feel like paying you to stop your blabber.
What is said:: You write so well!
What it means:: Please do not waste paper and please refrain from cluttering up the net with your useless rants. There is enough shit out there already.
Righto !
4 comments:
see i told u... we need to understand the subtlety of these things... it is very important to know what people mean when they say what they think...
that way you can answer the objective of the question rather than just the question...
hah instant gratification...
Ranga:
Yeah - me was never into subtleties. Too prosaic and blunt !
YOU seriously don't have a girlfriend?
c'mon, all the girls in this world are blind, deaf and dumb...
and i really mean it
SRK:
The "I really mean it" part was the best !
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